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My babies are back!

And they all looked So. Good! Especially Hardison and Parker. I watched the first episode at work. Twice. And I was excited to see most of the trailer came from the first ep so there was minimal spoiling.

And it was a gooood ep. Imma run down a few likes and dislikes under the tag.

Spoilers Below!

Likes

The show so far recap was very cute. Even though I'm very aware since I just finished the rewatch like last week.

The group lifting and in the moment mini cons of distraction. Love a family that steals together.

Eliot coming out the cut whooping ass and him flashing Hardison the guard's buns to get his wallet. Lol

The pep talking between Eliot and Hardison about what he needs to tell Parker. And I love that he had that talk with Eliot and his mental state. Love their marriage closeness.

Eliot fussing about having to use the goid stuff as a distraction before whooping more ass. And then his & Hardison's banter in the van, loved it. "There's my special guy. " Shocked we didn't get a dammit Hardison off that, but I can wait.

Hardison's, the whole crew's really, pockets of knowledge is always cool to witness. We get to learn while they con.

The realistic bad guys and how it makes me want to look up what fuckery the writets based it on. And this one is an entire piece of shit and a perfect example of today's dumbass American white male that thinks they can do all wrong without consequences. Suffer, fucker.

The tag team fight scene was hot as fuck. After getting that ass whooped a bit while Eliot was outta commission, Eliot broke free from the cuffs Parker hit him with to protect him and together he and Hardison fucked that yeti size man up. And it was great! Hardison's combos and them fighting in step like that was just perfect.

Ohhh, Sophie & Eliot talking about reuniting with family. So sweet and I'm hoping that means we get more of both the fams, but especially Keith and his awesome ass voice. Love his voice so much. Plus, he and Christian were fun together.

The pretzel scene! I love the callback to like one of my fav moments ever of the series, either series, where their ship name became pretzels. Too stinking cute! And Parker snatching him over with no strain had me feeling the same way he did. She skrong. Sexy indeed.

The fool they tricked with freaky deaky nonsense that awaited him. And the joint "He nasty." had me ctfu at work.

Dislikes

Sad that Hardison is still gonna be guest starring but I'm super happy that means Aldis is in demand and staying busy. Think he's filming season 2 of Alex Cross which I still need to watch the 1st of.

Not enough goofy Harry. And I was sad he cut the beard. Hairy Harry was better. I've seen The Pitt gifs. It's proven fact.

No Breanna. 😭 I missed my sibling guff off between her and Hardison. They are maybe my fav tv siblingship, definitely in recent memory.

That Eliot got hurt. I know it's an occupational hazard, but that was a serious cut, man. I was worried, man. And while it was funny, I wish they'd kept a more serious tone of Hardison saying he didn't like watching Eliot get hurt fer him. They really trynna put that ot3 on the world when a majority of us been here. Just saying.

Them feeling like they might try to hook up Sophie and Harry. Imma hate myself fer this, but they feel more platonic to me, more like annoying step siblings that are friends and love each other, but still expertly work each other's nerves. I just can't really see it, but I do want them to be happy and if that's with each other, I'm cool with it.